作者： 国内来稿 编辑：冯仍 责任编辑：侯改英 校对：程筱筱 翻译：周敏

2025年12月12日，当某国《人民日报》头版打出“钟声”那句“在世界各国的中国人民，

必须做好准备，坚决捍卫和平与正义！——随时待命”的口号时，某位独裁官僚本人或许以为又是一次成功的全国总动员。结果，只用了不到90分钟，评论区就彻底沦陷了。

“高市早猫都敢公布财产了，你们敢吗？我代表14亿人民向你们下战书！”

“谁要是敢鼓动打仗，我就先把他定点清除，谢谢。”

“发我一支枪，我现在就去机场，保证一个熟人都不放跑。”

“兰兰，护照和美元准备好了吗？”

“喝酒吃肉不喊我，打仗喊我拼命？对不起，我手机没电了。”

这些评论不是出现在推特、不是出现在YouTube，而是在《人民日报》自己的APP底

下，在实名制、绿码、铁腕控评的最后一块阵地里，堂而皇之地挂在热评前十，点赞几十万，删都删不完。

这已是本周第三起大型翻车事故： 国防部抖音号那条“全民皆兵”视频，评论区直接变

成“领导子女先上”的接力赛；

共青团中央那句“把青春融入强国强军”，被顶成“先把北京户口融入我青春”；

连新华社英文账号发的一条“China is ready”（中国准备好了）的推文，都被海外华人

刷成了“Ready to run”（准备好逃生）。

过去十年，官媒翻车是偶发事件；如今，官媒不翻车才是新闻。 翻车的不只是账号，

而是整个以土皇帝为核心建立起来的那套个人信用体系彻底崩盘。

老百姓发现：喊“共同富裕”的，从来不公布自己家庭财产；

喊“清零”的，自己家人第一时间润去新西兰；

喊“准备战斗”的，子女早就在美国读博士后；

喊“敢于斗争”的，从来没让自己的孩子上过前线。

当土皇上的每一句谎言、每一个手势、每一篇“钟声”，都被现实活生生地打成反讽，

人们就不再恐惧，也不再表演了。 他们用最狠的段子、最冷的眼神、最决绝的“躺”，公开宣判： 这个人的信用，已经彻底破产了。

当《人民日报》的评论区都敢明目张胆地喊“守机场”，当“兰兰”成了全国人民心照不宣

的暗语，当每一次官方动员都以史诗级翻车告终，这已经不是简单的宣传失灵，而是整个统治合法性的末日倒计时。

当极权社会信用破产的日子，官媒翻车的每一声巨响，都是人民在用最中国式的方式

，给独裁政权敲响的末日丧钟。

Bankruptcy of Credibility: Official Media Facing Constant Backlash

Author: Domestic Submission Editor: Reng Feng Managing Editor: Gaiying Hou Proofreader: Xiaoxiao Cheng Translator: Min Zhou

On December 12, 2025, when the front page of People’s Daily featured a “Zhong Sheng” commentary declaring, “Chinese people across the world must be prepared to resolutely defend peace and justice! — Stand by,” the autocratic bureaucrats themselves likely thought this was another successful national mobilization. Instead, in less than 90 minutes, the comment section completely collapsed as below:

“Sanae Takaichi dares to disclose her assets; do you? On behalf of 1.4 billion people, I challenge you!”

“Whoever dares to incite war, I’ll perform a ‘targeted elimination’ on them first, thanks.”

“Give me a gun and I’m heading to the airport immediately; I guarantee not a single ‘acquaintance’ [corrupt official] will escape.”

“Lanlan, are your passport and US dollars ready?”

“You didn’t call me when you were drinking and eating meat, but you call me to risk my life for war? Sorry, my phone is dead.”

These comments didn’t appear on X (Twitter) or YouTube; they appeared under the People’s Daily app itself. In the final stronghold of real-name registration, health codes, and iron-fisted censorship, these comments sat brazenly in the top ten, with hundreds of thousands of likes, appearing faster than they could be deleted.

This marks the third major “rollover” (PR disaster) this week:

The Ministry of National Defense’s Douyin video on “National Mobilization” saw its comment section turn into a relay race of “Let the leaders’ children go first.”

The Communist Youth League’s slogan “Integrate your youth into a strong nation and military” was countered by the top comment: “Integrate a Beijing Hukou (residency permit) into my youth first.”

Even Xinhua News Agency’s English post on X stating “China is ready” was swarmed by overseas Chinese replying, “Ready to run.”

Over the past decade, official media “rollovers” were isolated incidents; today, it is news when they don’t fail. It isn’t just the accounts that are failing—it is the entire personal credit system built around the “local emperor” that has utterly collapsed.

The common people have realized:

Those shouting “Common Prosperity” never disclose their own family assets.

Those shouting “Zero-COVID” were the first to have their families “run” to New Zealand.

Those shouting “Prepare for Battle” have children already doing post-docs in the United States.

Those shouting “Dare to Struggle” never send their own children to the front lines.

When every lie, every gesture, and every “Zhong Sheng” article from the “Emperor” is turned into living irony by reality, people cease to fear and cease to perform. Using the harshest satire, the coldest stares, and the most resolute “lying flat,” they have publicly declared: This person’s credibility is completely bankrupt.

When people dare to openly shout “Guard the airport” in the comments of People’s Daily, when “Lanlan” becomes a nationwide code word, and when every official mobilization ends in an epic PR disaster, it is no longer simple propaganda failure. It is the final countdown for the regime’s legitimacy.

In the days of bankrupt credit in a totalitarian society, every thunderous collapse of official media is the people—in the most Chinese of ways—tolling the funeral bell for the autocracy.